Screw History. We Need a New Heber for a New Population.
Help us campaign today for a higher density tomorrow!
Screw History. We Need a New Heber for a New Population.
Help us campaign today for a higher density tomorrow!
Help us campaign today for a higher density tomorrow!
Help us campaign today for a higher density tomorrow!

For 3 1/2 years I have worked tirelessly to turn your votes into my dollars.

I have done and will continue to do all I can to bring tens of thousands of new people into Heber to feed my hunger for power and control.

I will sell Heber to the highest bidder no matter what. Billionaire developers? You got it. Chinese Communists? Absolutely. No amount of money is too much for me to sell Heber down the river.

Crime used to be almost non-existent. Under my leadership, crime has skyrocketed with stabbings and shootings and murders abounding. I won't stop until there is a murder every day in Heber City.

I will never stop fighting to drive you out of Heber to make way for whomever will give me the most money. Get out already! I don't want you here.
01/11
We take payment in the form of taxes, utility increases, destruction of quality of life, and souls.
We love our community, so feel free to visit during normal business hours. But since this is a parody website and not affiliated with D Scott Phillips in any way, most likely no one will respond. Not unlike Mr. Phillips himself. Or maybe we will just laugh derisively at your comments and questions like he does in city meetings.
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If you would like to sell your soul, I want to hear from you!
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