Screw History. We Need a New Heber for a New Population.
Help us campaign today for a higher density tomorrow!
Screw History. We Need a New Heber for a New Population.
Help us campaign today for a higher density tomorrow!
The Platform
Fleecing The Community
For 3 1/2 years I have worked tirelessly to turn your votes into my dollars.
Heber Needs More People
I have done and will continue to do all I can to bring tens of thousands of new people into Heber to feed my hunger for power and control.
Heber is FOR SALE!
I will sell Heber to the highest bidder no matter what. Billionaire developers? You got it. Chinese Communists? Absolutely. No amount of money is too much for me to sell Heber down the river.
Crime is Up!
Crime used to be almost non-existent. Under my leadership, crime has skyrocketed with stabbings and shootings and murders abounding. I won't stop until there is a murder every day in Heber City.
Get the Hell Out!
I will never stop fighting to drive you out of Heber to make way for whomever will give me the most money. Get out already! I don't want you here.
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